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Name Description In Stock Quantity Price Order
Rubiks Pube


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Rubik's Pube
Remember all the fun you had with the cube, now old Rubik is poor once again and is offering the only thing he has left.
Shellfish Allergy Info: May contain crabs.
No But we can have it within the zip of a fly $1.22

Lawn Dart Tag


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Lawn Dart Tag
Remember when being a kid was fun. Lately all these civil rights people complained and got this one outlawed. We had some third world country manufacture them and we are importing them as "models". Trust us, they are the real thing but customs doesn't need to know!
Age Warning: No age restriction on this item
Yes $19.99

Easy Bake Meth Lab


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Easy Bake Meth lab
Just add a few simple cold formula ingredients and be the hit of the trailer park. You will have so much fun with this, you may never be able to go to sleep.
Extra Ingredients Much cheaper than the easy bake crack lab we sold last year
Yes $94.52

Bump Em Hump Em Robots


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Bump Em Hump Em Robots
Watch these robots give it up to each other
Shipping Restrictions Due to Court decisions, we can only ship this item to residents of Vermont and Massachusetts
Yes $15.99

John Candy Land


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John Candy Land
No one ever loses when they play this classic.
Items not included Coke, booze, smokes, whores...
Yes $7.99

Roadkill Raccoon


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Roadkill Racoon
Get back to nature with this all natural product. Thousands of action maggots allow us to classify this toy as educational seeing as it demonstrates the circle of life.
May Smell like shit
Yes $7.99

Hollywood Clue


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Hollywood Clue
Maybe it was Ron jeremy with the lead pipe in uranus.
Yes $8.99

My Little Pony Glue Factory


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My Little Pony Glue Factory
Ever wonder what happens to all those cute little ponies? Wonder no longer as they turn into a white sticky paste right before your very eyes.
An Educational Toy
Yes 24.99

Peepin Tommy Nightvision Goggles


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Peepin Tommy Nightvision Goggles
College is not for everyone. Give your delinquent the advantage with this fun to learn toy.
Fun Factor 6 months to 5 years
Yes 34.52

Honka Trucks


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Honka Trucks
This is a great stocking stuffer that probably outshines your current vehicle. You may never own a real vehicle that is this classy, but you can always dream.
Rebel Flag extra
Yes 34.52

Playa Doh Bling Factory


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Playa Doh Bling Factory
In a lifetime filled with war, poverty, starvation and hatred, we need something to get us by. What better way to instill important values to our future generations.
J. Lo Impress Kit add 8 million dollars
Yes 7.92

Mary Kate Binge & Purge Game


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Mary Kate Binge & Purge Game
Be the first to toss your cookies and win. No one ever goes home starving after a couple rounds of this thriller
Nicole Ritchie edition on backorder
Yes 3.52

Mrs. Boozley


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Mrs. Boozley
Remember that ugly looking Mrs. Beasley doll from the 70's sitcom, Family Affair? We made her more modern and sexy!
Additional Tattoo P. Patty located on her left butt cheek
Yes 16.92

Jr. Electrician Home Repair Kit


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Jr. Electrician Home Repair Kit
What better way is there to teach the dangers of electricity!
220 Volt Warning This product may become more fun at higher voltages!
Yes 8.67

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