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Name Description In Stock Quantity Price Order
Valentine's Day Lubricant Gift Box


 

 Valentine's Day Lubricant Gift Box, gift box for Valentine's day filled with treats including chocolates, ID Glide 2.8 oz personal lubricant, condoms including colored and flavored condoms, and other treats for your sweatheart! "Comes" with or without condoms, but better safe than sorry! Yeah, for some reason we always seem to have these $50.95

Ounce Of Cocaine


 

   Ounce Of Cocaine
Nothing says "I love you" better than some fine Peruvian flake.
WARNING:
Not to be ingested by the male half of the couple until AFTER the "romance"		 Yes $1,500

Booze


 

    Booze
The perfect companion piece to our ounce of cocaine. But also works great on it's own!
Restrictions:
Not to be administered to Lindsay Lohan as "Pycho" mode can be induced.		 Yes $10.99

Breast Implants


 

   Breast Implants
This is THE gift that she can give YOU! Extra Large highly recommended.		 Yes $4,000

Viagra


 

   Viagra
A Valentines Day gift that benefits you both. this is a MUST have for Valentines Day!		 Temporarily Out Of Stock $10.99

A Date With Me & My Friend


 

   A Date With Me & My Friend
Some women are lonely and need to be with someone. Me and my buddy are generously offering our services on this special day. Please bring ALL of the above items at the store along with you.
WARNING:
May cause extreme nausea.		 Yes We Will Pay You.

Midget Porn


 

   Midget Porn
I have yet to meet a woman who was not turned on by midget porn. These little people will make your partner wetter than the mighty Mississipi. They may be small, but they will bring BIG pleasure to you and your partner.
WARNING:
May make you feel inadequate		 Yes Priceless

Engagement Ring


 

   Engagement Ring
Lets face It, Valentines Day is the #1 Day to get engaged. Our strong buying power has allowed us to obtain some of the most breathtaking gems ever seen by the naked eye. Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity.
WARNING:
We do not accept Canadian Quarters		 Yes 75 cents (quarters only)

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